Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.












Comments
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Yours to do with as you please. My Mistress.....
Was she anti women's rights? 'Cause that'd be hilarious. It sounds crazy, but I've seen it happen a lot. You could thow it back in her face SO easily.
"We should all go back to the kitchen, sacrifice our right to bodily autonomy, be subordinate to men, and have no opinions of our own? You first!"
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"If I had a nickel for every time I loved you, I'd have a ****load of nickels."
This poem has a good point.
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All I want are bites on my neck, and a little something more. ;)
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*is alive* *is kickin'*
Anyway, point is, you are for the win. <3
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If I loved you, I wouldn't have cheated on you with Batman. Or Superman. Or all three Robins. Yes, even Jason.
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And your poem is wonderful.
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Zed's dead, baby.
I like it.
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Good work, slick and to the point.
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